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The meme coin you didn’t know you needed. Until now.
While others launch tokens with fake utilities, vague whitepapers, and endless “coming soon” promises, $GRÖG did the only reasonable thing:
He put on his lederhosen, filled a stein with Apfelschorle, and launched himself onto pump.fun — with no shame, no plan, and absolutely no brakes.
🍺 What is $GRÖG?
$GRÖG is the first and only beer-fueled, frog-powered memecoin from Germany. Inspired by the absurdity of crypto culture and the degeneracy of internet humor, $GRÖG is not here to “solve problems” or “revolutionize anything.”
He’s here to exist. To croak. And to moon.
🧠 The Lore
“In the burning ruins of rug-pulled tokens and abandoned Discord servers, one frog emerged. His vision? None. His energy? Unstoppable.”
He’s part Pepe, part Bernd das Brot, part Bavarian fever dream — and 100% unqualified for serious finance.
And that’s what makes him powerful.
🚀 Why People Are Buying
• No roadmap → No disappointment
• No fake team → No rug
• Only vibes → Only memes
• Totally absurd visuals → Incredibly sharable
📈 Token Details
• Ticker: $GRÖG
• Launched on: Pump.fun (Solana)
• Supply: 1,000,000,000
• Utility: 🍺
• Meme density: 100%
🔗 Buy here:
👉 https://pump.fun/HUiQcpFd4ckE6ZfqMpW...H1fzXUTzedpump
📢 Community
• Telegram: t.me/grogcoin
• Shill army growing daily
• Memes, stickers, contests & cult-like in-jokes
• Roles like “OG Frog,” “Moon-Schörler,” and “Apfelschorle Officer”
📉 What’s the Downside?
There is none.
You either make it with the frog — or you get left behind drinking flat beer.
💬 Final Word
If you’re tired of roadmaps and rugs, fake teams and empty promises —
Join the coin that just wants to have fun.
Because in the end, the most powerful utility is pure, distilled meme energy.
🐸 $GRÖG
No roadmap.
No shame.
Just Apfelschorle and vibes.
👉 https://pump.fun/HUiQcpFd4ckE6ZfqMpW...H1fzXUTzedpump
👥 Telegram: t.me/grogcoin
